by Andrew Osborne
A guy named Milton tools around in a black muscle car after bustin’ outta Hell to stop a cult from sacrificing his murdered daughter’s baby… in 3-D! If you guessed, “What is the nonsensical premise of this month’s ridiculous Nicolas Cagemovie?” then congratulations, Watson! You win! And if you’re somehow running enough of a cheese deficiency in your film diet that Drive Angry 3D actually sounds like a viable option this week, then who am I to stop you? Considering the massive tax debt Cage owes to the IRS, you might even be able to write off the cost of your ticket as a charitable donation.
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