by Andrew Osborne
FAST FIVE
Exhibit A that 2011 has been a pretty weak movie year so far: I’m actually kinda psyched for the latest Fast and Furious sequel, in all its bootylicious car porn glory. This time around, Vin Diesel and the gang are in Rio for some kind of heist, and Dwayne “Don’t Call Me The Rock” Johnson is on hand for macho, mano-a-mano bullet-head fisticuffs as a snarly federal agent who gets to bark the line, “…we find ‘em, we take ‘em back, and above all else we don’t ever, EVER let them get into cars.” Yeah, good luck with that, Agent Hobbs.
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