New Simpsons episodes are so inevitable that they make Death and Taxes look like chumps. Chumps, I say. Back in the 1950s, it took a chess-loving medieval knight to make a chump of Death, but these days, Death gazes longingly at Homer Simpson, wondering if the goofy fat cartoon silly-man would be willing to wager over a short game, all the while knowing that He himself, Death, may be the personification of human fear of the great mystery that awaits each and every person who has drawn and will someday fail to draw breath, but Homer, on the other hand, has the Fox Broadcasting Company behind him, and Death cannot beat a corporation.
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