Top One Movie of the Week (9/9/10)

by Andrew Osborne & Scott Von Doviak

ANDREW: Holy shit! Still more Resident Evil? How is that even possible? The “characters” in the first movie were so generic that I had to come up with mental tricks just to keep track of them: let’s see, there was the star (Milla Jovovich), a cool black guy with a shaved head (who, naturally, got offed fairly early), a bland Latino guy, a bland white guy, a bland white guy with a slightly deeper voice, Michelle Rodriguez, and another bland white guy who turned out to be a traitor. (Or, wait, maybe the traitor was the white guy with the slightly deeper voice?) And yet, for all its deficiencies as drama, the film had some nice zombie action and a cool music-video sheen, while Jovovich was so beautiful shooting big guns in a teeny dress that it was hard to look away.

Click Here for the Full Post!


0 Responses to “Top One Movie of the Week (9/9/10)”

  1. Leave a Comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: