It’s a special honor to be writing about The Amazing Race this week, mainly because it means I’m the only person online who isn’t live-blogging the Oscars. Will Meryl Streep win her 87th Academy Award? Who is Rooney Mara wearing? Will Billy Crystal remind us why we didn’t miss him? Will we never have to hear about The Artist again after tonight? These are not my concerns. The most pertinent question here is: Who will be eliminated… next?