Golden Globes 2015: The Live Tweets

by Andrew, Amy & Merv Osborne

Amy Osborne and I will be watching the Golden Globes red carpet starting around 6pm-ish…so be sure to join us for enlightened commentary here on the Faceplace and on Twitter @NewBaitShop (because, yes, I’m one of THOSE people now)!

Just a few hours to go until the start of the red carpet…ladies and gentlemen, snark your engines!

• 23h23 hours ago
The Redmayne-aissance!

• 24h24 hours ago
Dicky Links!

• 24h24 hours ago
Don Cheadle just lost his role in Ocean’s 14 with that Monuments Men joke.

• Jan 11
WHERE’S DOLLY?

• Jan 11
Margaret Cho = funny > Bill Hader & Kristin Wiig = laughing.

• Jan 11
Awww, Patricia Arquette, just….awwwww!!! • Jan 11
My wife says Matt Bomer was made in a handsome factory.

• Jan 11
Whichever Golden Globes producer planned Gina Rodriguez’s seating arrangements apparently just lost his office pool.

• Jan 11
Don’t feel sad, Lena Dunham…at least your tattoo still makes us laugh.

• Jan 11
Wise choice, Billy-Bob.

• Jan 11
Heh-heh…globes.

• Jan 11
FARGO-GO-GO!!!

• Jan 11
Uh…J.K. Simmons? The shaved head thing was totally working…y’know…just sayin’…

• Jan 11
Somebody wake up Duvall, it’s his category!

• Jan 11
Julia Louis Dreyfus didn’t get that joke, either.

• Jan 11
My wife thinks Melissa McCarthy’s look is adorable, and I have no reason to disagree.

• Jan 11
Cumberbatch: no cummerbund.

• Jan 11
I should probably hate Kate Hudson’s dress, and yet…”She’s got her Mom’s ass,” my wife says, instantly clarifying things.

• Jan 11
Remember how people read #50ShadesOfGrey on their Kindles so nobody would know? How exactly is that gonna work in movie theaters? Wigs?

• Jan 11
Wait…George Clooney married Lorde?

• Jan 11

Why did Channing Tatum butter his hair?

• Jan 11

“Tits or leg!!!” my wife advises J. Lo.

• Jan 11

Is Keira Knightley playing Pagliacci?

• Jan 11

In a nice throwback moment, Kevin Hart’s wearing one of those comic “tuxedo” t-shirts from the ’70s.

• Jan 11

Lookin’ good, Crazy Eyes!

• Jan 11

Sienna Miller looks like she arrived at the red carpet rolled up in that rug she’s wearing.

• Jan 11

Congratulations on your quinceañera, Alison Williams!

• Jan 11

Julia Louis-Dreyfus has kind of an actress playing Pocahontas in a Disneyland parade kind of thing going on with her styling.

• Jan 11

Stop trying to make Stiletto Cam happen, E!

• Jan 11

AHHHH!!!! I say, glancing up and spotting Lena Dunham with no warning. “Eh, that’s pretty good for her,” reasons Amy.

• Jan 11

No, I definitely do NOT want to check out your second screen experience…thanks anyway, enthusiastic E! correspondent.

• Jan 11

Nice over-the-shoulder boulder holders, Rosamund Pike!