2016 Oscar Live Tweets

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by Andrew Osborne

Andrew Osborne‏@NewBaitShop 17h17 hours ago

Okay…My wife & I are fortifying ourselves with pizza & onion rings…a vapid model’s being vapid on E! It’s #Oscar2016 time!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 17h17 hours ago

#RedCarpet greatest hits…Michelle Williams, Halle Berry, and that backless dress that made straight guys momentarily hot for Hilary Swank.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 17h17 hours ago

Wow, what a beautiful sunset outside my window tonight! Oops…back to #Oscar2016 #RedCarpet!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 17h17 hours ago

I want to know a LOT more about the mysterious Asian correspondent next to Ryan.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 17h17 hours ago

Okay, Ross Matthews…so we’re going with “Shersha” as the correct pronunciation of Saoirse? Done.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 17h17 hours ago

They put a top hat on the Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum dinosaur in Hollywood on #Oscar Night? J’adore. #RedCarpet

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 16h16 hours ago

The Big Short: Adam McKay being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 16h16 hours ago

Tonight, Mindy Kaling is wearing “I Don’t Give A Shit.”

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 16h16 hours ago

Alicia Vikander, buttered by Louis Vuitton.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 16h16 hours ago

Daisy Ridley in Star Wars: yes. Daisy Ridley in that horrible blue prom gown: no. #StarWars #RedCarpet

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 16h16 hours ago

I want to go disco dancing with Saoirse RIGHT NOW!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

Wait…why is Rooney Mara wearing something attractive?

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

#Oscars “OOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!!” – My wife & I, simultaneously gasping at Heidi Klum’s drunk mother-of-the-bride dress.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

John Legend’s wife looks like a turkey leg.

NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

I hope Brie Larson wins her dance recital!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

MUST YOU INFEST EVERYTHING WITH KARDASHIANS, E? #Oscars #redcarpetE

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

I wish Selma Blair was playing Kris Jenner in the E! red carpet coverage.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

Tina Fey, hellz yeah!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

Where can I get the official Cate Blanchett cat toy?

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 15h15 hours ago

Jacob Tremblay’s got a MILF!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

Based on Leo’s red carpet interview just now, I think maybe he thinks he’s being euthanized tonight.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

Lady Gaga’s outfit is like the St. Louis Arch of camel toe.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

Whoopi Goldberg has one of those Lena Dunham skin disease tattoos.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

Gee…I wonder what Chris Rock’s gonna joke about tonight? #OscarsSoWhite

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

Remember when the media thought Beyonce’s halftime show was controversial?

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

Mmm…I loves me a political-y!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

#TheNightlyShow scooped the #Oscars Martian skit!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 14h14 hours ago

Leslie Jones & Tracy Morgan FTW!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 13h13 hours ago

Sam Smith’s song sounds like the song that killed the tomatoes in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 13h13 hours ago

J-J-Leigh: Best…#Oscar clip…ever!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 13h13 hours ago

Steve Carell looks like an evil magician, in the good way.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 13h13 hours ago

Mad Max Three-Peat!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 13h13 hours ago

MAX!!! MAX!!! MAX!!!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 13h13 hours ago

I wanna party with that Mad Max sound guy!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 12h12 hours ago

Girl Scout Cookies unite us all.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 12h12 hours ago

Again with Lou Gosset? WHY ALL THE LOU GOSSET???

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 12h12 hours ago

VIVA CHILE!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 12h12 hours ago

Can any lip readers tell me what they just bleeped Kevin Hart saying?

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 12h12 hours ago

If only 50 Shades of Grey had been as interesting as this production number…

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 12h12 hours ago

Louis CK just became the patron saint of documentary shorts.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 12h12 hours ago

Spike Lee & Debbie Reynolds, together at last!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 11h11 hours ago

Well…Gaga’s song was better than her Bowie tribute, at least.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 11h11 hours ago

Seriously? They couldn’t have seated Ennio a LITTLE closer to the stage?

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 11h11 hours ago

Sam Smith wins Best Song! Cut to…Gaga, quietly seething.

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 11h11 hours ago
Alejandro out-talked the Play-Off of the Valkyries!

Andrew Osborne ‏@NewBaitShop 11h11 hours ago

“Fight the Power” as the end credits music? ALMOST as cool as “Burn Hollywood Burn!” #OscarsSoWhite

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