Who Is The Female Hamm?

by Andrew Osborne

The following statement may not stand up to National Institute of Science standards of peer review, but I’m fairly certain it’s 100% accurate:  all ladies love Hamm.

Not Don Draper, the caddish crybaby of AMC’s stylish soap Mad Men, though the character’s sexy dark side (and suave ’60s style) rocketed the actor who played him into the erotic reveries of straight women (and gay men) everywhere from the moment he first strode the halls of Sterling Cooper back in 2007. Oh, sure, Draper may be wealthy and well-dressed, but he’s also a philandering alcoholic asshole, whereas his real-life counterpart is both rich and famous (with a healthy Hammaconda), as well as funny and faithful (more or less) to his long-time paramour…and, well, okay, sure, he’s also a recovering alcoholic and he allegedly set fire to a guy’s pants once back in college.

Top Ten Emmy Moments (…give or take)

by Andrew Osborne

Red Carpet Pre-Show:

– The consensus on Hooker Avenue is that Christina Hendricks  needs a little more support.  And not from Emmy voters, if you know what I mean.  (Hint:  I was referring to her giant boobs.)